Cogito Ergo Sum ☆
Me:  I want to see my face.
Friend:  Go get a mirror
Me:  That's only my reflection. And don't tell me to take a picture of me, it's only an image.
Friend:  omg
28 August 2013
Me:  Ganda mo shocks
Friend:  Grabe ang panget ko kaya....
Me:  Edi panget.
15 August 2013
Me:  Kuya, please kill the little lizard
Cousin:  Why? Don't mind it.
M:  But, I can't. I kept on looking at it.
C:  It's your fault
M:  No it's not. It kept on moving that's why I have to look at it to see if it's coming near me.
C:  You want me to kill that just because you're not comfortable with it?
M:  Unfortunately yes
C:  Here's a thing. That little lizard may be lost. He may be searching for his mother that's why he's constantly moving. Are you going to deprive his happiness for yours?
M:  ...
14 August 2013
B:  May boyfriend ka na ba?
G:  Wala. I don't want to have a boyfriend.
B:  Gen. 2:18
  The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
G:  But I don't love you.
B:  1 John 4:8
  "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."
G:  But how can I be sure na totoo ka at honest ka sa mga sinasabi mo?
B:  Mark 13:31
  "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
G:  But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
B:  Ecclesiastes 3:1
  "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens"
G:  But why me? Andami namang iba.
B:  Proverbs 31:29
  "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
G:  But what is in me that you like?
B:  Song of Solomon 4:7
  "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you"
G:  But I'm not beautiful.
B:  Proverbs 31:30
  "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."
G:  Ano ba gusto mo mangyari?
B:  2 Corinthians 2:4
  "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."
G:  SIGE, SINASAGOT NA KITA. :"> ♥
2 June 2013
Me:  What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Friend:  Love
Me:  Why?
Friend:  Because it goes on foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
Me:  Stahp
21 May 2013
Mama:  ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ako:  Bakit?
M:  Bumaba ka dito?
  *bumaba*
A:  Bakit ma?
M:  Sino ba 'tong babaeng to? *pertains sa babaeng friend niya sa fb na di niya kilala at naka duck face*
A:  Ewan ko. accept ka kasi ng accept e.
M:  Alisin mo to. Ayokong makakita ng mga picture ng mga babaeng mukhang pwet ng pato ang nguso.
13 May 2013
Me:  Aray! Ansakit. Nagasgasan ako dun sa may gate. 'Di ko kasi napansin yung nakaharang dun.
Pinsan:  Aw ate. Kawawa ka naman :(
Mama:  Sinong maaawa sa ganyan katanga.
1 April 2013
Bad news:  May tagyawat ka.
Mas bad news:  Nag-iisa lang siya.
Pinaka bad news:  Sa ilong mo pa.
23 March 2013
Mama:  Anak, maligo ka nga.
Me:  Bakit, may pupuntahan ba?
20 March 2013
School days:  I have no time to blog.
Vacation:  I have nothing to blog about.
20 March 2013
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